"Hi, you've reached Michelle Carter. I can't come to the phone right now, so if you'll just leave your name and number I'll get right back to you."

Using the provided PIN coordinates will bring Allistar outside a nice little cabin in the woods somewhere. Hopefully he heads straight for the door instead of exploring the grounds, or else he might come across an odd little griffin-like creature messily devouring a squirrel.

The door's locked, but knocking or otherwise making it clear that he's here will get a shout of "I'm coming!" and the door opens shortly thereafter, Shel smiling to see Allistar. "Hey. Come on in." She'll herd him into a sparsely-furnished living room: a couch, a TV on a stand, and a table with a light on it seem to be its only inanimate residents.

Getting kidnapped and then killed by collapsing architecture during my escape once was quite enough.

So it happening again? Fuck you. Fuck you up the ass with something large, sharp, pointy, and coated in something acidic and/or poisonous. Violently. And repeatedly.

...

Having gotten that out of the way, I'm going to go take this hazmat suit off and sleep for another solid week. Leave a message if you need me.

Michelle took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Seeks an affectionate relationship, offering fulfi..." Click here to read the rest of the results.

Yeah, it's pretty much bullshit. Some of it might be lucky bullshit, but no amount of positive adjectives can make bullshit stop being bullshit.

This has not really been a great week for me.

For future reference: Accepting a free pet from a stranger in the Nexus? Bad idea.

Anybody got any squirrel recipes? Might as well do something with this meat it keeps depositing in front of the door.

Shel's angry gait slows and then stops as the changes take full effect. She's traded one time screw-up for another, it seems: she can no longer remember what it was she was so angry about, and, being distracted by trying to figure that out, it takes her a while to realize where she is. And when, as well. But it's not too long before she figures it out: Gotham, somewhere in the mid-25th century, though Shel can't see anything that'd give away the exact year.

"Oh, shit," she hisses under her breath.

So, I probably should've made this post before posting to dear_multiverse, but WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT, RIGHT?

Regular Nexus Shel, as you may be aware, is not actually the "real" Shel, so to speak. She was cloned by evil aliens, for the purpose of extracting revenge on her brother, Booster Gold, in an incredibly sadistic bastardly way. Good ol' evil aliens. Regular Nexus Shel is the Stealth Model, so to speak. Y'see, when these evil aliens encountered Booster, he was, at the time, a member of good standing of the Justice League International and a popular and highly public figure in his own right. Meaning, of course, people were liable to notice if he ended up murdered. So the intended plan for Regular Nexus Shel is that she'd gain Booster's trust, and the trust of those around him, and, once this was accomplished, quietly and discreetly off Booster. And anybody who suspected her of offing Booster. And maybe even anybody who seemed like they'd be particularly bothersome in the eventual invasion of Earth by the aliens of Dimension X. Y'know, the usual mole stuff. This programming is, mind you, more or less entirely subconscious, and I am still undecided on how much of it is actually functional for Regular Nexus Shel.

As for the Timeplot....

If Regular Nexus Shel is the Stealth Model, the Timeflood Shel is the Fuck Stealth Model. Perhaps the evil aliens in this timeline did some additional recon and discovered that Booster's popularity and general public presence had plummeted like a plummeting thing. So rather than go the sneaky route, they went the direct route. Timeflood Shel was designed, for lack of a better word, to be an effective weapon, rather than Regular Nexus Shel, who was designed to be able to pass seamlessly as Real Shel. As a result, she's a good deal dimmer than Regular Nexus Shel, a good deal hardier, and in much better control of the magnet powers. She has, in fact, successfully killed her timeline's Booster.

...Yeah. Fun for the whole family!

Thanks to the Mighty Powers of the Nexus, and her nephew-from-another-timeline, Junior Carter-Kord, in particular, Timeflood Shel has learned the exact nature of her relationship to Booster and is very decidedly Not Happy about it. Her current plan is to return to Dimension X and exact a gory and unpleasant revenge. This will probably not end well.

You hear that? RIIIIIIIICH!